Talking too much is never a good idea when you meet us. Such boasting quickly backfires for Miss Catdeluxe, Lady Stefanie and Madame Svea. Far and wide there was nothing to be found on the little show-off that would indicate porn qualities. But he still got a role in our loser porn. We tried with all means to let the bit of meet between his legs swell to a usable size. Numerous kicks, feet in the face, nettles on the rear sight - nothing helped and so the wannabe will probably remain a beta. But now at least with aching cock and balls... we're always happy to help!