Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Crete´s death, I will fear no evil, for the wank rock is in sight... Breaking News!!! They come from long-forgotten myths, but today these fabulous creatures have manifested themselves on a rock on the beach of Crete to the shock of all non-believers: the divine Gyros Girls - Lady Stefanie, Madame Svea und Reell. The access routes to Crete are overloaded. 100,000s of pilgrims flock to the island to finally experience healing for their achingly oppressive balls on this rock. Will you also find enlightenment and relief?