"Never change a winning system"—and so, this month begins with you paying your "loser tax" to me. Yes, every month you acknowledge your status as a failure in this way. August is no different. After all, you never change! No, you remain the pathetic weakling who belongs right down at my beautiful feet. From down there, you may look up—gazing longingly at what you’ll never have... and you pay up! That is, after all, your reason for existing. So settle your tax now, loser. And then thank me for letting you pay!